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- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back????????
She was the ocean
and I was just a boy who loved the waves
but was completely terrified to swim.
Christopher Poindexter (via rauchwolken)
Happy. Just in my swim shorts, barefooted, wild-haired, in the red fire dark, singing, swigging wine, spitting, jumping, running - that’s the way to live.
Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums (via zoehify)
my shower has two temperatures; winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
in the shower
- me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
- me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
- me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
- me: i'ma read the back of this.
- me: lather, rinse, repeat?
- me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
- me: I'm gonna find the cure for cancer
- me: I'm gonna play a video game when I'm done
- me: i should do my homework
- me: what am I gonna do over the weekend
- me: do chameleons take showers?
- me: hold the fuckup i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
- me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
- me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
- me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
- me: did i already wash my hair?
- me: i think i did but i don't remember.
- me: i'ma do it again.
- me: FUCK I REPEATED.
- me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
- me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
- me: i bet it's awkward.
- me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
- me: okay time to get out.
- me:
- me:
- me: where the fuck is my towel.
fav hobby: loosing my piercings while taking a bath/shower
now i lost another piercing while searching for the one i lost during/after the bath. uuuugh.
okay. okay. ill just listen to music, take a shower, amke a tea and then go to bed. easy. and i’ll spend my birthday on friday alone because i’m just “the girl i didn’t notice for three months” oops
Tree houses are very insulting. It’s like saying “hey, I killed your friend. Here, hold him.”
I have never once hit the space bar while watching a YouTube video with the intention of scrolling halfway down the page